Sausages

To: All Interested Parties
From: Magnum
Date: 5-5-08
Re: Sausages

Today's activities: attacking the grass, taking naps, chasing squirrels, and attempting to sit/piss when asked. Today's sausage intake: zero. Unacceptable. Tomorrow, without any sausages, I may be forced to teabag the iguana, dry hump the neighbor's cat, or seek out a suicidle hotline. In short, sausages.